Euphemisms for vomiting:

• Un-eating
• Number three
• Vector-spewing
• Launching lunch
• Jackson Pollock
• Eating backwards
• Parking the tiger
• Making a crustless pizza
• Bringing it up for a vote
• Cooking up a pavement pizza
• Driving the Buick to Europe
• Alan’s psychedelic breakfast
• Yawning for the hearing impaired
• Yodelling to the porcelain megaphone
• Talking to God on the big white telephone
• Paying homage to the Irishman Huey O’Rourke
• Calling Huey (or Ralph) on the commode-a-phone

Also: horking, yakking, yarfing, yorxing. “Grasp the subject,” wrote Cato, “the words will follow.”