Famous teetotalers:

• John Ashcroft
• Adolf Hitler
• Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson
• Penn Jillette
• Franz Kafka
• Osama bin Laden
• David Letterman
• T.E. Lawrence
• Bill O’Reilly
• Vladimir Putin
• Fred Rogers
• George Bernard Shaw
• Henry Thoreau
• Donald Trump

Robert Benchley wrote, “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.”