Bad Tom Swifties:

• “These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets,” said Tom apologetically.
• “I’ve only enough carpet for the hall and landing,” said Tom with a blank stare.
• “We’re off to Scotland,” said Tom clandestinely.
• “The prisoner escaped down a rope,” said Tom condescendingly.
• “I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.
• “Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.
• “There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.
• “I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.
• “I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.
• “Crosby is my favourite singer. Who is yours?” asked Tom probingly.
• “It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.
• “So only one person arrived at the party before I did?” Tom second-guessed.
• “I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.
• “It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.
• “Henry the Eighth!” said Tom unthinkingly.

Are there any good ones?