Victims of Belgian “entarteur” Noël Godin, who flings cream pies at the self-important:

• Microsoft CEO Bill Gates
• French novelist Marguerite Duras
• Choreographer Maurice Bejart
• French anchorman Patrick Poivre d’Arvor
• French politician Nicolas Sarkozy
• Filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard
• Philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy

Godin told The New York Times he’s trying “to function in the service of the capitalist status quo, without really using his intelligence or his imagination.” Touché.