“Eight Degrees of Drunkenness”:

1. The Ape-drunk, who leaps and sings and hollers
2. The Lion-drunk, who is quarrelsome and rude
3. The Swine-drunk, who is sleepy and lumpish
4. The Sheep-drunk, wise in his own conceit, but unable to speak
5. The Maudlin-drunk, who declares he loves all mankind
6. The Martin-drunk, who drinks himself sober again
7. The Goat-drunk, who is lascivious
8. The Fox-drunk, who is crafty, like the Dutch, who bargain when drunk

— Thomas Nash, 1592