Uninspired last words:

• “Wait a minute …” — Pope Alexander VI
• “Am I dying, or is this my birthday?” — Nancy, Lady Astor, on seeing her family at her bedside
• “I live!” — Caligula, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers
• “Lady, you shot me!” — Sam Cooke, after being shot in a hotel room
• “That guy’s got to stop. … He’ll see us.” — James Dean, before a car accident
• “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.” — Richard Feynman
• “I think I’m going to make it!” — murderer Richard Loeb, after being slashed 90 times with a razor
• “Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!” — Groucho Marx
• “I’m all right.” — H.G. Wells

On his deathbed Stan Laurel said, “I wish I were skiing.” His nurse said, “Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?” Laurel replied, “No, but I’d rather be skiing than doing what I’m doing.”

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