“Small Problem”

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Higgamus hoggamus
“Anton Von Leewenhoek
Has a small problem,” con-
Fided his wife.

“Microbiology
Doesn’t disturb me; his
Microanatomy’s
Blighting my life!”

— Theodore L. Drachman