Contrived names of American hair-cutting establishments, from a 1979 survey by Ross Eckler:

• Mane Attraction (Cleveland)
• Shy Locks (Alexandria, Va.)
• Heads You Win (Fort Worth)
• Aisle of Style (Schenectady)
• Clipper Ship (Dallas)
• Hair Corps (Orange County, Calif.)
• Mein Hair (Rockland County, N.Y.)
• Hairpoon (Bronx)
• Planethairium (Miami)
• Hairberdashery (Houston)
• The March Hair (San Francisco)
• Hair Raising Adventure (Westchester County, N.Y.)
• Barbary Coast (Cleveland)
• Crazy Razor (Sacramento)
• Chopping Block (Seattle)
• Cliptomania (Saint Louis)
• Jack the Klipper (Staten Island)
• Curl Harbor (Philadelphia)
• Follicle Follies (Manhattan)
• From Hair to Eternity (Baltimore)
• Hairodynamics (Oakland, Calif.)
• Spiral Haircase (Louisville, Ky.)
• Scissors of Oz (Westchester County, N.Y.)
• Blood, Sweat and Shears (Indianapolis)
• (We) Curl Up and Dye (Indianapolis)

“Cutting Corners (Boston, Providence) sounds like a place to avoid.”