“Standards for inconsequential trivia,” offered by Philip A. Simpson in the NBS Standard, Jan. 1, 1970:

10^-15 bismols = 1 femto-bismol
10^-12 boos = 1 picoboo
1 boo² = 1 boo-boo
10^-18 boys = 1 attoboy
10¹² bulls = 1 terabull
10¹ cards = 1 decacards
10^-9 goats = 1 nanogoat
2 gorics = 1 paregoric
10^-3 ink machines = 1 millink machine
10⁹ los = 1 gigalos
10^-1 mate = 1 decimate
10^-2 mentals = 1 centimental
10^-2 pedes = 1 centipede
10⁶ phones = 1 megaphone
10^-6 phones = 1 microphone
10¹² pins = 1 terapin