Nominations are currently open for the 2014 Bookseller/Diagram Prize for oddest book title of the year. This year’s candidates:

• Nature’s Nether Regions, by Menno Schilthuizen
• Advanced Pavement Research, edited by Bo Tian
• The Madwoman in the Volvo: My Year of Raging Hormones, by Sandra Tsing-Loh
• Where Do Camels Belong? by Ken Thompson
• Divorcing a Real Witch: For Pagans and the People That Used to Love Them, by Diana Rajchel
• The Ugly Wife Is a Treasure at Home, by Melissa Margaret Schneider
• Strangers Have the Best Candy, by Margaret Meps Schulte

Recent winners have included How to Poo on a Date, by Mats & Enzo (2013), Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop, by Reginald Bakeley (2012), Cooking With Poo, by Saiyuud Diwong (2011), Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way, by Michael R. Young (2010), and Crocheting Adventures With Hyperbolic Planes, by Daina Taimina (2009).

You can vote here. “This is one of strongest years I have seen in more than three decades of administering the prize, which highlights the crème de la crème of unintentionally nonsensical, absurd and downright head-scratching titles,” said The Bookseller‘s Horace Bent, who organizes the contest. “Let other awards cheer the contents within, the Diagram will always continually judge the book by its cover (title).”