“A True Maid”

No, no; for my virginity,
When I lose that, says Rose, I’ll die:
Behind the elms last night, cried Dick,
Rose, were you not extremely sick?

— Matthew Prior

Time magazine called this perhaps the only naughty verse that can’t be bowdlerized.

(While we’re at it: In 1680 John Wilmot published a poem about premature ejaculation.)