Relations

It is difficult to resist the conclusion that, to many men, there is something enjoyable in the sufferings of women, and therefore a propensity to cling to any theological or ethical code which makes it their duty to suffer patiently, even when there is no valid reason for not avoiding pain. The harm that theology has done is not to create cruel impulses, but to give them the sanction of what professes to be a lofty ethic, and to confer an apparently sacred character upon practices which have come down from more ignorant and barbarous ages.

— Bertrand Russell, Religion and Science, 1935

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Noted

A curiosity from DePauw University mathematician Underwood Dudley: Arrange the six permutations of 1, 2, 3 in ascending order and find the differences of successive pairs:

123   132   213   231   312  321
    9     81    18    81    9

The top row totals 1,332, the bottom row 198. Arrange the first nine digits of π in triplets and add 198 to each:

314 159 265
198 198 198
--- --- ---
512 357 463

The three sums total 1,332.

(Underwood Dudley, “What to Do When the Trisector Comes,” Mathematical Intelligencer 5:1 [March 1983], 20-26, via Martin Gardner’s Whys & Wherefores, 1989.)

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Tight Quarters

A puzzle from Alcuin of York’s Propositiones ad Acuendos Juvenes (Problems to Sharpen the Young), 9th century:

“A man and his wife, each the weight of a loaded cart, who had two children each the weight of a small cart, needed to cross a river. However, the boat they came across could only carry the weight of one cart. Let him devise [a way] of crossing in order that the boat should not sink.”

(The boat can bear the weight of two children or one adult.)

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The New Romantics

In 1982, Rob Thomson and William Palmer set out to convert the Oxford Book of English Verse into “non-emotive, non-sexist, modern language.” They began with the opening lines of Wordsworth’s “The Solitary Reaper”:

Behold her, single in the field,
Yon solitary Highland Lass!
Reaping and singing by herself;
Stop here, or gently pass!

The new version:

Look at solo Ms McPherson,
In her field, a single person,
Cutting corn with vocal tune,
Stop, or leave her all alone.

There’s no sign they got any further.

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The Balliol Rhymes

In 1880, seven undergraduates at Balliol College, Oxford, published a broadsheet of 40 quatrains making fun of their masters. The college suppressed it, but a few copies survived, and librarian W.G. Hiscock published the collection in 1939:

First come I. My name is Jowett.
There’s no knowledge but I know it.
I am Master of this College,
What I don’t know isn’t knowledge.

Here am I, the often sat on
Dancing don; my name is Tatton;
Like old wine in a new bottle
Is my talk on Aristotle.

I am Huxley, blond and merry,
Fond of jokes and laughter, very:
If I laughed at what was witty,
I should laugh less, which were pity.

‘Tis not by feeding tea and shrimps on
That you’d become as thin as Simpson:
You might by trying to defer
So obstinate a questioner.

Here’s the whole collection, with notes identifying the poets and their targets.

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In a Word

polyhistor
n. a person of great and varied learning

edacious
adj. greedy, eager

perlegate
v. to read through

defatigate
v. to tire out, exhaust, fatigue

In his Recollections of the Last Days of Shelley and Byron, Edward John Trelawny describes Shelley’s thirst for knowledge as “unquenchable”:

I called on him one morning at ten, he was in his study with a German folio open, resting on the broad marble mantel-piece, over an old-fashioned fire-place, and with a dictionary in his hand. He always read standing if possible. He had promised over night to go with me, but now begged me to let him off. I then rode to Leghorn, eleven or twelve miles distant, and passed the day there; on returning at six in the evening to dine with Mrs. Shelley and the Williams’s, as I had engaged to do, I went into the Poet’s room and found him exactly in the position in which I had left him in the morning, but looking pale and exhausted.

Trelawny pointed to a plate of bread and meat and Shelley admitted that this must have been his dinner; “I thought I had eaten it.” Trelawny pulled him into the dining room, “but he brought a book with him and read more than he ate.”

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A Pearl

Writing to Robert Gathorne-Hardy in 1929, Logan Pearsall Smith referred to an account in the London Times of a solar eclipse as seen from Manila:

The weather was cloudless, the conditions were perfect. Acacia trees closed their leaves as for the night; dew fell, chickens roosted, and the peasants in outlying villages, terrified by the awful phenomenon, supplicated the Saints.

Smith wrote, “Could this sentence, which Flaubert might have written with the help of Gibbon, be the chance product of a journalist’s pen? I cannot think so.”

For the record, a Times archivist attributed the passage to Willmott Lewis, who was Washington correspondent for the paper from 1920 to 1948.

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Plagiarism

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In a randomly infinite Universe, any event occurring here and now with finite probability must be occurring simultaneously at an infinite number of other sites in the Universe. It is hard to evaluate this idea any further, but one thing is certain: if it is true then it is certainly not original!

— John Barrow and Frank Tipler, The Anthropic Cosmological Principle, 1986

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Poles Apart

A problem by Russian mathematician Viktor Prasolov:

A circle is divided by points into 3k arcs such that there are k arcs each of length 1, 2, and 3. Prove that two of the division points are diametrically opposite one another.

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