Golden Gate Suicides

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Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and you’ll fall for four seconds and hit the water at 75 mph.

More than 1,300 people have attempted suicide in this way, and as of 2003, at least 26 have survived the jump. Many say they changed their minds in midair.

People Who Have Been Cremated

People who have been cremated:

  • Neville Chamberlain
  • Wyatt Earp
  • Albert Einstein
  • W.C. Fields
  • Sigmund Freud
  • Greta Garbo
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Henry James
  • John Maynard Keynes
  • Rudyard Kipling
  • Timothy Leary
  • Nelson Rockefeller
  • Carl Sagan
  • Dr. Seuss
  • George Bernard Shaw
  • Percy Bysshe Shelley
  • John Steinbeck

Unquote

“When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: One part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.” — Serial killer Edmund Kemper

Death Tolls

  • 300 million – smallpox, worldwide, 20th century
  • 200 million – bubonic plague, worldwide, 1300s
  • 62 million – World War II
  • 60 million – Mongol conquests, 13th century
  • 19 million – AIDS, worldwide to date
  • 1 million – Irish potato famine, 1846-1849
  • 830,000 – Shaanxi earthquake, China, 1556
  • 650,000 – Deaths in the Roman Colosseum for public entertainment, 80-404
  • 36,000 – Krakatoa eruption, Indonesia, 1883
  • 15,000 – Holy Inquisition, 1184-1800
  • 1,517 – RMS Titanic, 1912
  • 300 – Great Chicago Fire, 1871
  • 270 – Pan Am Flight 103, Lockerbie, Scotland, 1988
  • 36 – Hindenburg disaster, Lakehurst, N.J., 1937
  • 7 – Space shuttle Challenger, Florida, 1986
  • 4 – Kent State shootings

Heimlich Candidates

Famous people who have died by choking:

  • Tommy Dorsey, Nov. 26, 1956 (age 51)
  • Jimi Hendrix, Sept. 18, 1970 (27)
  • Bon Scott, Feb. 19, 1980 (33)
  • John Bonham, Sept. 25, 1980 (32)
  • Tennessee Williams, Feb. 25, 1983 (71)

Jimmy Hoffa’s Grave

Rumored whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa’s body:

  • Buried in northern Michigan
  • Buried under the New Jersey Turnpike
  • Buried in an abandoned coal mine near Pittston, Pa.
  • Buried in Fresh Kills landfill, Staten Island, New York
  • Buried under the end zone at Giants Stadium in New Jersey
  • Buried in PJP Landfill in Jersey City, underneath the Pulaski Skyway
  • Mechanically converted to cement
  • Dissolved in an acid tank used to rechrome car bumpers
  • Rendered into fat at a rendering plant

His body has never been found, and in 1982 he was declared legally dead.

Ironically, his middle name was Riddle.

Boo Again!

The Tower of London is pretty crowded even when it’s empty. Reportedly it’s haunted by the ghosts of the following people:

  • Thomas Becket
  • King Edward V
  • Richard, Duke of York
  • Anne Boleyn (headless)
  • Lady Jane Grey
  • Sir Walter Raleigh

There’s also a troupe of ghosts who re-enact the execution of Margaret Pole, the Eighth Countess of Salisbury, as well as phantom troops and a lady in mourning who has no face. Sounds like a lively time.

Season to Taste

A will, handwritten in a book of kitchen recipes by Margaret Nothe, a Philadelphia housewife, in 1913:

Chili Sauce Without Working

4 quarts of ripe tomatoes
4 small onions
4 green peppers
2 teacups of sugar
2 quarts of cider vinegar
2 ounces ground allspice
2 ounces cloves
2 ounces cinnamon
12 teaspoons salt

Chop tomatoes, onions and peppers fine, add the rest mixed together and bottle cold. Measure tomatoes when peeled. In case I die before my husband I leave everything to him.

A Pennsylvania probate court found it valid.