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Use eh, “It’s imp lean on scents shear!”
Gnome attar; Anna lies align!
Nation mice lender verse says knot–
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— Deems Taylor
What do these sentences have in common?
They’re all precisely the same length.
Show this bold Prussian that praises slaughter, slaughter brings rout. Teach this slaughter-lover his fall nears.
Grim, no? But remove the first letter of each word and the mood changes:
How his old Russian hat raises laughter — laughter rings out! Each, his laughter over, is all ears.
“Language,” wrote Flaubert, “is a cracked kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.”
decemnovenarianize
v. to act like a person of the 19th century
spaneria
n. a scarcity of men
spanogyny
n. a scarcity of women
The smallest integer whose name includes all five vowels is ONE THOUSAND FIVE.
The word LOVE displays a perfect symmetry in the English alphabet: its letters are evenly distributed around the center.
karoshi
n. death from overwork
mouton enragé
n. a normally peaceful person who has become suddenly enraged or violent
Literally, “angry sheep.”
Samuel Johnson’s 1755 dictionary defines garret as “a room on the highest floor of the house.”
It defines cockloft as “the room over the garret.”