ucalegon
n. a neighbor whose house is on fire
Language
Limerick
There was a young lady named Susie
Whose surname said she was a floozie.
Cathouse was the name;
It caused her such shame
She chose to pronounce it Cathouse.
In a Word
jerque
v. to search for smuggled goods
Coincidenza
There are 3 letters in the Italian word for 6, sei.
There are 4 letters in the Italian word for 8, otto.
There are 5 letters in the Italian word for 10, dieci.
There are 6 letters in the Italian word for 12, dodici.
Finger Fumblers
If you don’t speak, you can’t misspeak, right? Not so: American Sign Language has the equivalent of tongue twisters, known as finger fumblers.
One example is “good blood, bad blood” — which is hard to say in speech or sign.
Black Friday
Famous people born on Friday the 13th:
- Don Adams
- Samuel Beckett
- Steve Buscemi
- Fidel Castro
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- Thomas Jefferson
- Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
- Georges Simenon
The fear of this date is called paraskavedekatriaphobia.
tfeL to thgiR
Leonardo da Vinci recorded most of his personal notes in mirror writing. Maybe he wanted to hide his ideas from the Church … or maybe, being left-handed, he didn’t want to smudge the ink.
Thanks for Nothing
Gordon Macdonald was the last British governor of Newfoundland. Despite the island’s fiercely independent nature, he openly campaigned for it to become part of Canada. In 1949 he succeeded, and two days before he returned to England, the Evening Telegram published a congratulatory poem:
The prayers of countless thousands sent
Heavenwards to speed thy safe return,
Ennobled as thou art with duty well performed,
Bringing peace, security and joy
Among the peoples of this New Found Land.
So saddened and depressed until your presence
Taught us discern and help decide what’s best for
All on whom fortune had not smiled.
Remember if you will the kindness and the love
Devotion and the respect that we the people have for Thee
— Farewell!
It was several weeks before the editors noticed it was an acrostic — read the first letter of each line.
Self-Contradicting Words
Words whose meanings contradict one another:
- BILL (“monetary note” and “statement of debt”)
- BUCKLE (“to secure” and “to collapse”)
- CLEAVE (“to separate” and “to bring together”)
- DOWNHILL (“progressively easier” and “progressively worse”)
- DUST (“to add dust” and “to remove dust”)
- FAST (“quick-moving” and “immobile”)
- GARNISH (“to add to” and “to take from”)
- MODEL (“archetype” and “copy”)
- OVERSIGHT (“attention” and “inattention”)
- PEER (“noble” and “person of equal rank”)
- PUZZLE (“to pose a problem” and “to try to solve a problem”)
- SANCTION (“to permit” and “to restrict”)
And TABLE means both “to present for consideration” and “to remove from consideration.”
Could You Repeat That?
This is a grammatically valid English sentence:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
It was discovered/invented in 1972 by University of Buffalo linguist William J. Rapaport. It means “Buffalo from the city of Buffalo that are intimidated by other buffalo from the city of Buffalo themselves intimidate a third group of buffalo, also from Buffalo.”
Is that clear? Be glad you’re not in the Netherlands, where Als In Bergen, bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen means “If in Bergen, heaps of mountains salvage heaps of mountains, then heaps of mountains salvage heaps of mountains.”