“How Rumors Spread,” a palindrome by Fred Yannantuono:
“Idiot to idiot to idiot to idiot to idiot to idi …”
“An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.” — Pliny the Younger
Excerpts from the notebooks of English belletrist Geoffrey Madan (1895-1947):
“Work shapes the mind; leisure colors it.” — Revd. James Dolbear (1861)
“In language, the ignorant have prescribed laws to the learned.” — Richard Duppa
“To speak highly of one with whom we are intimate is a form of egotism.” — Hazlitt
“Who loves, will not be adored.” — Revd. J.C. Lavater
“While philosophers were looking for a characteristic to distinguish man from other animals, inconsistency ought not to have been forgotten.” — Richard Duppe
“Never be afraid to think yourself fit for anything for which your friends think you fit.” — Dr. Johnson
“What passes in the world for enterprise is often only a want of moral principle.” — Hazlitt
“I see no reason to suppose that these machines will ever force themselves into general use.” — Duke of Wellington on Steam Locomotives, 1827
“The room smelt of not having been smoked in.” — R.A. Knox
“Never make a god of your religion.” — Sir Arthur Helps
Treachery is the very essence of snobbery.
Alive, in the sense that he can’t legally be buried.
To forget your own good sayings is the mark of intellectual aristocracy.
Conservative ideal of freedom and progress: everyone to have an unfettered opportunity of remaining exactly where they are.
“Perhaps the most lasting pleasure in life is the pleasure of not going to church.” — Dean Inge
There is an association in men’s minds between dullness and wisdom, amusement and folly, which has a very powerful influence in decision upon character, and is not overcome without considerable difficulty. The reason is that the outward signs of a dull man and a wise man are the same, and so are the outward signs of a frivolous man and a witty man; and we are not to expect that the majority will be disposed to look to much more than the outward sign. I believe the fact to be that wit is very seldom the only eminent quality in the mind of any man; it is commonly accompanied by many other talents of every description, and ought to be considered as a strong evidence of a fertile and superior understanding.
— Sydney Smith, quoted in The Ladies’ Repository, September 1858
“Though he might be more humble, there’s no p’lice like Holmes.” — E.W. Hornung
In order that life should be a story or romance to us, it is necessary that a great part of it, at any rate, should be settled for us without our permission. … A man has control over many things in his life; he has control over enough things to be the hero of a novel. But if he had control over everything, there would be so much hero that there would be no novel.
— G.K. Chesterton, Heretics, 1906
“Superstition would seem to be simply cowardice in regard to the supernatural.” — Theophrastus
“I was tossing around the names of various wars in which both the opponents appear: Spanish-American, Franco-Prussian, Sino-English, Russo-Japanese, Arab-Israeli, Judeo-Roman, Anglo-Norman, and Greco-Roman. Is it a quirk of historians or merely a coincidence that the opponent named first was always the loser? It would appear that a country about to embark on war would do well to see that the war is named before the fighting starts, with the enemy named first!” — David L. Silverman
“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.” — Mark Twain
There is one very valid test by which we may separate genuine, if perverse and unbalanced, originality and revolt from mere impudent innovation and bluff. The man who really thinks he has an idea will always try to explain that idea. The charlatan who has no idea will always confine himself to explaining that it is much too subtle to be explained.
— G.K. Chesterton, Daily News, December 9, 1911