“Those praised in a book take that praise, and more, as their due. What you meant as a gift is accepted as an obligation. In a second printing of one of his books, a writer listed the misprints in the first. Among them was the dedication.” — Baltasar Gracián
Quotations
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“Travelling is one Way of lengthening Life, at least in Appearance. It is but a Fortnight since we left London; but the Variety of Scenes we have gone through makes it seem equal to Six Months living in one Place.” — Benjamin Franklin, letter to Mary Stevenson, from Paris, Sept. 14, 1767
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“Blasphemy depends upon belief, and is fading with it. If any one doubts this, let him sit down seriously and try to think blasphemous thoughts about Thor. I think his family will find him at the end of the day in a state of some exhaustion.”
— G.K. Chesterton, Heretics, 1906
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“It is odd that the skeleton of a house is cheerful when the skeleton of a man is mournful, since we only see it after the man is destroyed. … There is something strangely primary and poetic about the sight of the scaffolding and main lines of a human building; it is a pity there is no scaffolding round a human baby.” — G.K. Chesterton, “The Wings of Stone,” Alarms and Discursions, 1911
Summing Up
In 1932, at the end of a 60-year career studying hydrodynamics, Sir Horace Lamb addressed the British Association for the Advancement of Science.
“I am an old man now,” he said, “and when I die and go to heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightenment. One is quantum electrodynamics, and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.”
Misc
- The Fall has had 66 members.
- Roundly defeated is squarely defeated.
- One pound of U.S. dimes, quarters, and half dollars, in any combination, is worth $20.
- Reverse the digits in any multiple of 11 and you’ll get another multiple of 11.
- Bertrand Russell’s recipe for longevity: “Choose your parents wisely.”
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“As centuries pass by, the mass of works grows endlessly, and one can foresee a time when it will be almost as difficult to educate oneself in a library, as in the universe, and almost as fast to seek a truth subsisting in nature, as lost among an immense number of books.” — Diderot
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“I would have praised you more if you had praised me less.” — Louis XIV, to poet Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux, after a fulsomely flattering verse
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“There may now exist great men for things that do not exist.” — Samuel Burckhardt
More Morals
Maxims of François VI, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613–1680):
- “We commonly slander more thro’ Vanity than Malice.”
- “We have more Laziness in our Minds than in our Bodies.”
- “There are few People but what are ashamed of their Amours when the Fit is over.”
- “We should not judge of a Man’s Merit by his great Qualities, but by the Use he makes of them.”
- “He who is pleased with Nobody, is much more unhappy than he with whom Nobody is pleased.”
- “There are some disguised Falsehoods so like Truths, that ‘twould be to judge ill not to be deceived by them.”
- “Men sometimes think they hate Flattery, but they hate only the Manner of Flattering.”
- “Acquired Honor is Surety for more.”
- “Innocence don’t find near so much Protection as Guilt.”
- “‘Tis our own Vanity that makes the Vanity of others intolerable.”
- “‘Tis a common Fault to be never satisfied with ones Fortune, nor dissatisfied with ones Understanding.”
- “Envy is more irreconcilable than Hatred.”
- “‘Tis better to employ our Understanding, in bearing the Misfortunes that do befall us, than in foreseeing those that may.”
- “A good Head finds less Trouble in submitting to a wrong Head than in conducting it.”
- “Folly attends us close thro’ our whole Lives; and if anyone seems wise, ’tis merely because his Follies are proportionate to his Age, and Fortune.”
And “As ’tis the Characteristic of a great Genius to say much in a few Words, small Geniuses have on the contrary the Gift of speaking much and saying nothing.”