“Honesty is the best policy: but he who acts on that principle is not an honest man.” — Archbishop Richard Whately

“There is nothing so easily made offensive as good reasoning.” — Sir Arthur Helps

“One of my chief objections to the management of the universe is that we suffer so much more from our gentler and more amiable vices than from our darkest crimes.” — A.E. Housman, letter to Grant Richards, 1913

“It is true that that may hold in these things, which is the general root of superstition; namely, that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss; and commit to memory the one, and forget and pass over the other.” — Francis Bacon

“What leapings of the heart must there not have been throughout that long warfare! What moments of terror and triumph! What acts of devotion and desperate wonders of courage!” — H.G. Wells, of prehistoric man

“People who make history know nothing about history. You can see that in the sort of history they make.” — G.K. Chesterton

“The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power.” — Francis Bacon

“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.” — Bertrand Russell

“Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.” — Bill Ballance

“Man is an exception, whatever he is. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head.” — G.K. Chesterton