
“It is one of the misfortunes of life that one must read thousands of books only to discover that one need not have read them.” — Thomas De Quincey

“It is one of the misfortunes of life that one must read thousands of books only to discover that one need not have read them.” — Thomas De Quincey
“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” — Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda’s Thumb, 1980
“A footnote is like running downstairs to answer the doorbell during the first night of marriage.” — John Barrymore
“If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay — in solid cash — the tribute which philistinism owes to culture, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners. Let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.” — Aldous Huxley


Someone said to Socrates that a certain man had grown no better by his travels.
‘I should think not,’ he said; ‘he took himself along with him.’
— Montaigne, Essays
Epigrams of poet Ralph Hodgson:
And “The ‘last word’ is only the latest.”
Above is the only known film footage of Mark Twain, shot at Twain’s Connecticut home in 1909. The women are thought to be his daughters Clara and Jean.
“Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.” — Bill Bailey
Aphorisms of Sir Arthur Helps (1813-1875):
“A very useful book might be written with the sole object of advising what parts of what books should be read. It should not be a book of elegant extracts, but should merely refer to the passages which are advised to be read. It might also indicate what are the chief works upon any given subject. For example, take rent; the important passages in Adam Smith, Ricardo, Jones, Mill, and other writers, should be referred to.”
From Thoughts in the Cloister and the Crowd, 1835.