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“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” — Albert Einstein

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” — Mel Brooks

“Don’t just do something, stand there.” — Clint Eastwood’s acting coach

“A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.” — German proverb

“I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to sit still in a room.” — Blaise Pascal

“Actors are crap.” — John Ford

“Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” — Steve Martin

“The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.” — Alfred Hitchcock

“Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” — John Wayne

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.” — G.K. Chesterton