
“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” — H.M. Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” — H.M. Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927
“Just so-so in center field.” -– New York Daily News on the debut of Willie Mays, 1951
“I’m sorry, Mr Kipling, but you just don’t know how to use the English language.” — San Francisco Examiner, rejecting a submission by Rudyard Kipling, 1889
“It will be gone by June.” — Variety, writing off rock ‘n’ roll, 1955

“When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her?” — Montaigne

“Oh no! Not another fucking elf!” — Oxford English professor Hugo Dyson, interrupting J.R.R. Tolkien during an early reading from The Lord of the Rings

“It is apparent to me that the possibilities of the aeroplane, which two or three years ago were thought to hold the solution to the [flying machine] problem, have been exhausted, and that we must turn elsewhere.” — Thomas Edison, 1895
“What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches?” — The Quarterly Review, March 1825

“Remember, we’re all in this alone.” — Lily Tomlin

“Ours has been the first [expedition], and doubtless to be the last, to visit this profitless locality.” — Lt. Joseph Ives, after visiting the Grand Canyon, 1861