“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” — Albert Einstein
Quotations
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“A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.” — W.C. Fields
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“We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don’t know.” — W.H. Auden
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“Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial ‘we.'” — Mark Twain
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“Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool.'” — Paul McCartney
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“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln
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“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
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“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.” — Charlie Chaplin
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“Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” — Yale economist Irving Fisher, Oct. 16, 1929
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams