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“It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.” — Groucho Marx

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.” — Alfred Hitchcock

“All great men are monsters.” — Honoré de Balzac

“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.” — Aristotle

“Communism is like one big phone company.” — Lenny Bruce

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.” — Walt Disney

“History is more or less bunk.” — Henry Ford

“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.” — Cary Grant

“Rock ‘n’ roll is phony and false, and sung, written, and played for the most part by cretinous goons.” — Frank Sinatra, 1957

“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.” — Goethe