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“Communism is like one big phone company.” — Lenny Bruce

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.” — Walt Disney

“History is more or less bunk.” — Henry Ford

“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.” — Cary Grant

“Rock ‘n’ roll is phony and false, and sung, written, and played for the most part by cretinous goons.” — Frank Sinatra, 1957

“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.” — Goethe

“I hate women because they always know where things are.” — James Thurber

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Company executive, turning down the Beatles, 1962

“When you are 8 years old, nothing is any of your business.” — Lenny Bruce

“No one can earn a million dollars honestly.” — William Jennings Bryan