Uh-Oh

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This worrying result was first published by German mathematician Oskar Schlömilch in 1868. (The discrepancy is explained by minute gaps in the diagonals, as explained here.)

Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) seems to have been taken with the paradox — his papers show that between 1890 and 1893 he was working to determine all the squares that might similarly be converted into rectangles with a “gain” of one unit of area, apparently unaware that V. Schlegel had carried out the same task much earlier.

(Warren Weaver, “Lewis Carroll and a Geometrical Paradox,” American Mathematical Monthly 45:4 [April 1938], 234-236.)

Dispatches

“A Time-Series Analysis of My Girlfriend’s Mood Swings”

“Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop My Boyfriend From Playing The Witcher 3”

“Sub-Nyquist Sampling While Listening to My Girlfriend”

“Who Should Do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution”

“Freudian Psychoanalysis of My Boyfriend’s Gun Collection”

“Breaking Up With Your Girlfriend but Not Your Friends: A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social Network Preservation”

“The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing Your Boyfriend With Generative AI”

“Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend”

“Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance”

Via r/ImmaterialScience.

Turnabout

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Draw a triangle ABC and pick a point V that’s not on one of its sides. Draw a segment from each of the triangle’s vertices through V. Now draw a new triangle whose sides are parallel to these three segments. Segments drawn from each of this new triangle’s vertices and parallel to the first triangle’s sides, as shown, will meet in a common point.

Proven by James Clerk Maxwell!

Expanding Knowledge

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Each side of the yellow square is 2 feet long. In the Meno, Socrates asks a slave boy how long would be the side of a square that had twice the yellow square’s area. The boy guesses first 4 feet, then 3, and finds himself at a loss.

Socrates builds a square four times the size of the yellow one, then divides each of its constituent squares in half with a diagonal. The area of the blue square is thus twice that of the yellow one, and its side has the length we’d sought.

“Some things I have said of which I am not altogether confident,” Socrates tells Meno. “But that we shall be better and braver and less helpless if we think that we ought to enquire, than we should have been if we indulged in the idle fancy that there was no knowing and no use in seeking to know what we do not know; that is a theme upon which I am ready to fight, in word and deed, to the utmost of my power.”

The Miura Fold

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In 1980, Japanese astrophysicist Kōryō Miura worked out a pattern of parallelograms that permit a map to be folded much more compactly than conventional right-angle creases. So efficient is the pattern that a map can be opened or refolded with a single motion by pulling on opposite ends, rather like an accordion. Today it’s used to fold surgical devices, furniture, and solar panel arrays on spacecraft.

Quick Thinking

During lunch one day at Los Alamos, Richard Feynman told his colleagues, “I can work out in sixty seconds the answer to any problem that anybody can state in ten seconds, to 10 percent!”

He had completed several challenges when mathematician Paul Olum walked past.

‘Hey, Paul!’ they call out. ‘Feynman’s terrific! We give him a problem that can be stated in ten seconds, and in a minute he gets the answer to 10 percent. Why don’t you give him one?’

Without hardly stopping, he says, ‘The tangent of 10 to the 100th.’

“I was sunk: you have to divide by pi to 100 decimal places! It was hopeless. … He was a very smart fellow.”

(From Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!, 1985.)

Otherwise Stated

Another exercise in linguistic purism: In his 1989 essay “Uncleftish Beholding,” Poul Anderson tries to explain atomic theory using Germanic words almost exclusively, coining terms of his own as needed:

The firststuffs have their being as motes called unclefts. These are mightly small; one seedweight of waterstuff holds a tale of them like unto two followed by twenty-two naughts. Most unclefts link together to make what are called bulkbits. Thus, the waterstuff bulkbit bestands of two waterstuff unclefts, the sourstuff bulkbit of two sourstuff unclefts, and so on. (Some kinds, such as sunstuff, keep alone; others, such as iron, cling together in ices when in the fast standing; and there are yet more yokeways.) When unlike clefts link in a bulkbit, they make bindings. Thus, water is a binding of two waterstuff unclefts with one sourstuff uncleft, while a bulkbit of one of the forestuffs making up flesh may have a thousand thousand or more unclefts of these two firststuffs together with coalstuff and chokestuff.

Reader Justin Hilyard, who let me know about this, adds, “This sort of not-quite-conlang is still indulged in now and then today; it’s often known as ‘Anglish’, after a coining by British humorist Paul Jennings in 1966, in a three-part series in Punch magazine celebrating the 900th anniversary of the Norman conquest. He also wrote some passages directly inspired by William Barnes in that same Germanic-only style.”

Somewhat related: In 1936 Buckminster Fuller explained Einstein’s theory of relativity in a 264-word telegram.

(Thanks, Justin.)

Saving Time

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Above: A valid maze can be generated recursively by dividing an open chamber with walls and creating an opening at random within each wall, ensuring that a route can be found through the chamber. The secondary chambers themselves can then be divided with further walls, following the same principle, to any level of complexity.

Below: Valid mazes can even be generated fractally — here a solution becomes available in the third panel, but an unlucky solver might wander forever in the depths of self-similarity at the center of the image.

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The Bride’s Chair

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This is Euclid’s proof of the Pythagorean theorem — Schopenhauer called it a “brilliant piece of perversity” for its needless complexity:

  1. Erect a square on each leg of a right triangle. From the triangle’s right angle, A, draw a line parallel to BD and CE. This will intersect BC and DE perpendicularly at K and L.
  2. Draw segments CF and AD, forming triangles BCF and BDA.
  3. Because angles CAB and BAG are both right angles, C, A, and G are collinear.
  4. Because angles CBD and FBA are both right angles, angle ABD equals angle FBC, since each is the sum of a right angle and angle ABC.
  5. Since AB is equal to FB, BD is equal to BC, and angle ABD equals angle FBC, triangle ABD is congruent to triangle FBC.
  6. Since A-K-L is a straight line that’s parallel to BD, rectangle BDLK has twice the area of triangle ABD, because they share base BD and have the same altitude, BK, a line perpendicular to their common base and connecting parallel lines BD and AL.
  7. By similar reasoning, since C is collinear with A and G, and this line is parallel to FB, square BAGF must be twice the area of triangle FBC.
  8. Therefore, rectangle BDLK has the same area as square BAGF, AB2.
  9. By applying the same reasoning to the other side of the figure, it can be shown that rectangle CKLE has the same area as square ACIH, AC2.
  10. Adding these two results, we get AB2 + AC2 = BD × BK + KL × KC.
  11. Since BD = KL, BD × BK + KL × KC = BD(BK + KC) = BD × BC.
  12. Therefore, since CBDE is a square, AB2 + AC2 = BC2.

The diagram became known as the bride’s chair due to a confusion in translation between Greek and Arabic.