Well Prepared

Eagle Scouts:

  • Neil Armstrong
  • Stephen Breyer
  • Clive Cussler
  • Gerald Ford
  • L. Ron Hubbard
  • David Lynch
  • Michael Moore
  • Steven Spielberg
  • Wallace Stegner
  • John Tesh
  • Sam Walton
  • E.O. Wilson

“Regarding the Boy Scouts,” said George Carlin, “I’m very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook.”

Skill Sets

Discontinued merit badges:

  • Clerk (1911)
  • Horseman (1911)
  • Seaman (1911)
  • Mining (1937)
  • Airplane Design (1952)
  • Blacksmithing (1952)
  • Cement Work (1952)
  • Foundry Practice (1952)
  • Soil Management (1952)
  • Stalking (!) (1952)
  • Wood Turning (1952)
  • Farm Home and Its Planning (1959)
  • Dairying (1975)
  • Pigeon Raising (1980)
  • Rabbit Raising (1993)
  • Agribusiness (1995)
  • Beekeeping (1995)

What did the Boy Scout say when he’d fixed the pager? “Beep repaired.”

Bad Advice

In 1887, president Grover Cleveland welcomed an old friend to the White House. Weary of the office, he said to the man’s 5-year-old son, “My little man, I am making a strange wish for you. It is that you may never be president of the United States.”

The boy was Franklin Roosevelt.