“If anyone has been outside and fallout particles have collected on his shoes or clothing, they should be brushed off before he enters the shelter area again.”
— From In Time of Emergency: A Citizen’s Handbook on Nuclear Attack, 1968
“… Except for All Those Others”
Dubious states:
- albocracy – government by white people
- argentocracy – government by money
- barbarocracy – government by barbarians
- cannonarchy – government by superior firepower
- capelocracy – government by shopkeepers
- chiliarchy – government by one thousand people
- chirocracy – government by physical force
- corpocracy – government by corporate bureaucrats
- demonarchy – government by a demon
- dulocracy – government by slaves
- foolocracy – government by fools
- iatrarchy – government by physicians
- infantocracy – government by an infant
- millionocracy – government by millionaires
- neocracy – government by new or inexperienced rulers
- partocracy – government by a single unopposed political party
- pollarchy – government by the multitude or a mob
- squarsonocracy – government by landholding clergymen
- tritheocracy – government by three gods
- xenocracy – government by a body of foreigners
No Handicap
Achievements of Carl Herman Unthan (1848-1928), who was born without hands:
- He could feed himself at age 2.
- At age 10 he taught himself the violin.
- At 16 he was sent to a music conservatory.
- At 20 he was performing to full concert halls. During his first performance he replaced a broken string with his toes.
- As a marksman, operating a rifle with his feet, he could shoot the spots out of a playing card.
- He married Antonie Neschta, whom he met while touring Cuba, Mexico, South America, and Europe.
- He moved to the United States and eventually gained citizenship.
In 1925, Unthan published an autobiography, Das Pediscript (not “manuscript,” because he typed it with his toes). It was published in English in 1935, seven years after his death.
What’s in a Name?
“Saddam” is Arabic for “one who confronts.”
“The Dovetailed Block”
Another puzzle from Henry Ernest Dudeney:
“Here is a curious mechanical puzzle that was given to me some years ago, but I cannot say who first invented it. It consists of two solid blocks of wood securely dovetailed together. On the other two vertical sides that are not visible the appearance is precisely the same as on those shown. How were the pieces put together?”
In a Word
ruricolous
adj. living in the country or in fields
Hitler’s Soft Side
For a genocidal monster, Adolf Hitler was kind of a pansy:
- He didn’t drink.
- He largely avoided eating meat, beginning in the early 1930s. (“The world of the future will be vegetarian.”)
- He slept with his dog, Blondi, a German Shepherd given to him by Martin Bormann.
- He disapproved of cosmetics, since they contained animal byproducts, and he frequently teased Eva Braun about her makeup.
Hitler didn’t smoke, either, and he promoted aggressive anti-smoking campaigns throughout Germany. Witnesses reported that, upon learning of his suicide, many of his officers, aides and secretaries responded by lighting cigarettes.
Calendar Switch
Europe hit a bump in 1582 when it switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian: to realign the equinox, Pope Gregory XIII decreed that October 4 would simply be followed by October 15. This didn’t go over well — servants demanded full pay for the missing time, and people objected to “losing” 10 days of their lives.
At least they got it over with. Protestant England and the American colonies put off the switch until 1752, when they had to skip 10 days in September. “Take this for your consolation,” wrote Ben Franklin in his Almanack, “that your expenses will appear lighter and your mind be more at ease. And what an indulgence is here, for those who love their pillow to lie down in Peace on the second of this month and not perhaps awake.”
Russia stayed on the Julian calendar until it became the Soviet Union — according to the Gregorian calendar, the “October Revolution” actually took place in November.
Peary on Arctic Orienteering
A young woman once asked Robert Peary, “But how does anyone know when he has reached the North Pole?”
“Nothing easier,” Peary said. “One step beyond the pole, you see, and the north wind becomes a south one.”
Disposition by the Nose
HOW TO TELL DISPOSITION AND CHARACTER BY THE NOSE.
1. Large Noses.–Bonaparte chose large-nosed men for his generals, and the opinion prevails that large noses indicate long heads and strong minds. Not that great noses cause great minds, but that the motive or powerful temperament cause both.
2. Flat Noses.–Flat noses indicate flatness of mind and character, by indicating a poor, low organic structure.
3. Broad Noses.–Broad noses indicate large passage-ways to the lungs, and this, large lungs and vital organs and this, great strength of constitution, and hearty animal passions along with selfishness; for broad noses, broad shoulders, broad heads, and large animal organs go together. But when the nose is narrow at the base, the nostrils are small, because the lungs are small and need but small avenues for air; and this indicates a predisposition to consumptive complaints, along with an active brain and nervous system, and a passionate fondness for literary pursuits.
4. Sharp Noses.–Sharp noses indicate a quick, clear, penetrating, searching, knowing, sagacious mind, and also a scold; indicate warmth of love, hate, generosity, moral sentiment — indeed, positiveness in everything.
5. Blunt Noses.–Blunt noses indicate and accompany obtuse intellects and perceptions, sluggish feelings, and a soulless character.
6. Roman Noses.–The Roman nose indicates a martial spirit, love of debate, resistance, and strong passions, while hollow, pug noses indicate a tame, easy, inert, sly character, and straight, finely-formed Grecian noses harmonious characters. Seek their acquaintance.
From Searchlights on Health: The Science of Eugenics, by B.G. Jefferis and J.L. Nicols, 1920