The Cadillac Ranch is a public art installation in Amarillo, Texas: Ten junker Cadillacs are buried nose-first in the ground, at an angle corresponding to that of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
What will future archaeologists make of this?
Unquote
“How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?” — Charles de Gaulle
Gelett Burgess
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I’d rather see than be one.
That’s “Purple Cow,” written in 1895 by Berkeley drafting instructor Gelett Burgess. It grew so popular that it began to haunt him; eventually he wrote “Confession: And a Portrait Too, Upon a Background That I Rue”:
Ah yes, I wrote the Purple Cow,
I’m sorry now I wrote it.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’ll kill you if you quote it.
Find of the Week
All in the Family
Relationships among U.S. presidents:
- James Madison was the half first cousin twice removed of George Washington.
- Zachary Taylor was the second cousin of James Madison.
- Grover Cleveland was the sixth cousin once removed of Ulysses S. Grant.
- Theodore Roosevelt was the third cousin twice removed of Martin Van Buren.
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the fourth cousin once removed of Ulysses S. Grant, the fourth cousin three times removed of Zachary Taylor, and the fifth cousin of Theodore Roosevelt (although his wife, Eleanor Roosevelt, was a niece of Theodore).
- Harry S. Truman was the great-great-great nephew of John Tyler.
- Richard Nixon was the seventh cousin twice removed of William Howard Taft and the eighth cousin once removed of Herbert Hoover.
- George H.W. Bush was the fifth cousin four times removed of Franklin Pierce, the seventh cousin three times removed of Theodore Roosevelt, the seventh cousin four times removed of Abraham Lincoln, and the eleventh cousin once removed of Gerald Ford.
Guaranteed
To stop hiccups, swallow 1 teaspoon of ordinary table sugar dry.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, this works immediately in 19 out of 20 people.
Walking on Air
“Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car could go straight upwards.” — Astronomer Fred Hoyle
Oops
Faux pas around the world:
- Arab countries: Eating with the left hand.
- China: Giving someone a timepiece as a gift.
- Czech Republic: Shaking hands while wearing gloves.
- France: Giving chrysanthemums to the host.
- Romania: Giving an even number of flowers.
- Thailand: Touching someone on the head.
In Thailand it’s also improper to step over or stand on bills or coins. They bear the face of the king, who is highly revered.
In a Word
dodrantal
adj. of nine inches in length
Paging Farrokh Bulsara
Music stars and their un-sexy real names:
- David Bowie – David Robert Hayward Stenton Jones
- Eric Clapton – Eric Patrick Clapp
- Alice Cooper – Vincent Damon Furnier
- Dido – Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong
- Bob Dylan – Robert Alan Zimmerman
- Jewel – Jewel Kilcher
- Mama Cass – Ellen Naomi Cohen
- Marilyn Manson – Brian Warner
- Meat Loaf – Marvin Lee Aday
- George Michael – Yorgos Panayiotou
- Nelly – Carnell Haynes, Jr.
- Lou Reed – Louis Firbank
- Busta Rhymes – Trevor Tahiem Smith
- Cliff Richard – Harry Webb
- Sade – Helen Folasade Adu
- Seal – Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel
- Gene Simmons – Chaim Witz
- Cat Stevens – Steve Georgiou
- Sly Stone – Sylvester Stewart
- Ice T – Tracy Marrow
- Randy Travis – Randy Bruce Traywick
- Shania Twain – Eileen Regina Edwards
- Frankie Valli – Frank Castelluccio
- Eddie Vedder – Edward Louis Severson
Paul Revere’s real name was Paul Revere.