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Summing Up
In Other News
From the Peterborough Standard, 1979:
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But for the second week running Durant had to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble.
The winning goal was another 25-yard shot — again from Blackstones’ central defender — coming from their second chance of the game.
Gary Cooper, recently signed from Queens Old Boys, had a good debut.
12/06/2024 UPDATE: Reader Alan Mandel recalls this article from the Santa Ana (Calif.) Register, noted in the New Yorker on Nov. 17, 1980:
LONDON (AP) — The Soviet Union has welded a massive naval force ‘far beyond the needs of defence of the Soviet sea frontiers,’ and is beefing up its armada with a powerful new nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and two giant battle cruisers, the authorative ‘Jane’s Fighting Ships’ reported Thursday.
‘The Soviet navy at the start of the 1980s is truly a formidable force,’ said the usually-truly is a unique formidable is too smoothy as the usually are lenience on truly a formidable Thursday’s naives is frames analysis of the world’s annual reference work, said the first frames of the worlds’ navies in its 1980-81 edition.
‘The Soviet navy at the start usually-repair-led Capt. John Moore, a retired British Royal News Services.
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(Thanks, Alan.)
Traffic
Remarked by Robert Southey in 1850:
“If you wait half an hour on the Pont Neuf, it was said, you were sure to see an Abbé, a Benedictin, a Genovesin, a Capuchin, a Knight of St. Louis, a French Guardsman, a woman of the town, and a white horse cross during that time. This has been often tried and verified.”
Worldly Wise
Proverbs from around the world:
- Don’t buy someone else’s problems. (Chinese)
- Strange smoke irritates the eyes. (Lithuanian)
- The poor lack much, but the greedy more. (Swiss)
- It is the mind that wins or loses. (Nepalese)
- The point of the needle must pass first. (Ethiopian)
- God did not create hurry. (Finnish)
- When you go, the road is rough; when you return, smooth. (Thai)
- If you want to marry wisely, marry your equal. (Spanish)
- Where is there a tree not shaken by the wind? (Armenian)
- Wherever you go, you can’t get rid of yourself. (Polish)
- Money swore an oath that nobody that did not love it should ever have it. (Irish)
- Character is habit long continued. (Greek)
- Where you were born is less important than how you live. (Turkish)
- It is better to prevent than to cure. (Peruvian)
- Don’t do all you can, spend all you have, believe all you hear, or tell all you know. (English)
- Better is better. (German)
(From Reynold Feldman and Cynthia Voelke, A World Treasury of Folk Wisdom, 1992.)
Sudden Impact
“Instead of saying ‘cut’ at the end of a take, he would say, ‘That’s enough of that shit.’ After your own close-up, it’s hilarious, but when I saw him doing it to himself, it really made me laugh.” — Laura Dern, of Clint Eastwood
Unquote
“Home is the only place where you can go out and in. There are places you can go into, and places you can go out of, but the one place, if you do but find it, where you may go out and in both, is home.” — George MacDonald
Coverup
Suppose you have a publicity-seeking inchworm and want to keep him to yourself. What’s the smallest cover you can contrive to keep him hidden? He can writhe into any shape that an inch-long creature can take; you must always be able to turn your shape to keep him covered.
Strangely, we don’t yet know the answer to this question. Mathematician Leo Moser first posed it in 1966, and various proposals have driven the upper bound as low as π/12 ≈ 0.2618, but we still don’t know whether smaller covers are possible. It’s known as Moser’s worm problem.
“Orange”
It’s true, you’re right; there is no rhyme.
The effort is a waste of time.
I happily concede defeat.
But oranges were made to eat,
And not to rhyme; I find it more enj-
oyable to eat the orange.
— James H. Rhodes
The Size of It
From W.H. Auden’s 1970 commonplace book A Certain World:
David Hartley offered a vest-pocket edition of his moral and religious philosophy in the formula W = F2/L, where W is the love of the world, F is the fear of God, and L is the love of God. It is necessary to add only this. Hartley said that as one grows older L increases and indeed becomes infinite. It follows then that W, the love of the world, decreases and approaches zero.
Thought
“To read History is to run the risk of asking, ‘Which is more honorable? To rule over people, or to be hanged?'” — J.G. Seume