misodoctakleidist
n. one who hates practicing the piano

eyeservice
n. work done only while the boss is looking

gargalesis
n. forceful tickling

cacoepy
n. incorrect pronunciation

dasypygal
adj. having hairy buttocks

cacographic
adj. badly written or spelled

dactylconomy
n. the art of counting on one’s fingers

acersecomic
n. a person whose hair has never been cut

gynotikolobomassophilia
n. a proclivity for nibbling on women’s earlobes

elozable
adj. amenable to flattery