salsipotent
adj. ruling the salt seas

sophomania
n. delusion that one is incredibly intelligent

latrocinate
v. to engage in highway robbery

tomomania
n. irrational predilection for performing surgery

petrichor
n. pleasant smell accompanying the first rain after a dry spell

quinquiplicate
v. to multiply by five

illeist
n. one who refers to oneself in the third person

ruricolous
adj. living in the country or in fields

tecnolatry
n. worship or idolization of children