speustic
adj. baked in haste

omphaloskepsis
n. navel-gazing

growlery
n. a retreat for times of ill humor

ultracrepidate
v. to criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge

mumpsimus
n. a view stubbornly held even when shown to be wrong

snobographer
n. one who describes or writes about snobs

uglyography
n. bad handwriting; poor spelling

opiniaster
n. one who obstinately holds to an opinion

afterwit
n. knowledge gained too late to do any good

jentacular
adj. pertaining to breakfast